I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie
Posted by westplainsquiltco on Wednesday, March 11th, 2009
I have to take my physical fitness test in April and I've put on 20 pounds this year. I have got to get some exercise. Last year, I passed my fitness test, no problem. The military has this calculation where they input your weight and measurements into this formula and it gives you your fitness age. I scored a fitness age of a 36 year old woman. Not to shabby, considering I'll be 44 this year. Except for the part about my body age. According to the Air Force, I have the body of a 79 year old woman. My husband is a lucky man.
On the bright side, my corneas are VERY thin! According to my optometrist, they're too thin for lasik eye surgery. Wouldn't you know it...the only thing that's too thin on my body are my corneas.
What does this post have to do with quilting? Well duh...my butt's getting big because I sit at my sewing machine too much AND my eyes are so bad because I'm constantly abusing them with all my quilting.
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Well, my Wii age is 79 as well, but since I'm 4 years younger than you, that really makes me older.by Kate on 12 March 2009 at 10:01 a.m.
